He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.
YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY
(Source: , via coffeeplusvodkaislove)
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting
This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.
no offense but beyonce dropped her album on taylor swift’s birthday and nicki dropped this video the day after “shake it off”… kayne has been scheming and influencing other artists ever since she sung that song mean at the vmas a whole year after he stole her mic
I have never related so much to comic before
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT