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whatbethsays:

yes but consider this for your otp:

  • being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
  • rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
  • "are we both robbing the same house oh fuck" AU
  • growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
  • mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU

(via killzonedepartment)



simsgonewrong:

she keeps me warm

(via killzonedepartment)



originalheir:

Everyone today:

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Everyone tomorrow:

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(via oktoberfests)


mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

(via twobirdlegs)



x

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unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

(via twobirdlegs)



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via oktoberfests)


fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

(via oktoberfests)


miketooch:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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Fuck-ups like that are exactly why you’re the “world’s okayest boyfriend.”

(via oktoberfests)


floptart:

f0rg0tten-rain:

precumming:

I THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS COMING OUT OCTOBER 4TH BUT ITS COMING OUT OCTOBER 3THimage

october 3th

threeth

(via oktoberfests)


frenchbras:

i could take over the world with these tights

(Source: mrsafolabi, via angerederen)




poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via oktoberfests)



justuskaychan:

Au where Haru marries a bottle of water

(via angerederen)



weweretwokids:

#hi im harry styles and i light up like sunshine whenever louis touches me

(via oktoberfests)



fandom-inc:

*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA

(Source: postllimit, via oktoberfests)